Let me tell you a little story about The Brick.
Once upon a time, about 6 months ago, in a land not so far away called Lethbridge, a princess purchased a dining room set for her castle from The Brick. The dining room set came months later than promised, 2 arm chairs were missing, and the base was broken. A replacement base finally arrived at the castle but the arm chairs did not. The prince and princess were not happy.
So after many phone calls and confusion 2 arm chairs were finally delivered to the castle. However they were not up to the princess' high standards as they came without any hardware to put them together so a new set was ordered. They came in but they were put together so poorly that they rocked when you touched them or sat in them. Alas, this was not satisfactory to the royal couple either. So 2 new ones were ordered but when they arrived the prince noticed that the arms were falling off them. So 2 new ones have been ordered for the prince and princess. They are supposed to arrive at the castle tomorrow.
The princess is losing all hope that they will be any good but she is keeping her fingers crossed that they will be good enough to place in the castle's dining room and allow people to sit in them for a royal feast!
The moral of the story is.... The Brick sucks!!!
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Aww, they really, really do. Sorry about your dining room woes, princess. I'll boycott the Brick for you.
(Remember when I boycotted Aquafresh toothpaste for years because of a stupid commercial they aired? Your woes are way more important than that. I might boycott the Brick forever.)
Boycott the Brick!
I love you Vicky!! Once all the troubles are over we should go out and celebrate never having to deal with the Brick again!
Sorry to hear that the prince and princess are struggling with the Brick. It really, really sucks that they have done such a BAD job of it!
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