- Decide you want to see a movie
- Choose a movie that will appeal to many ages & genders
- Ask everyone you know if they are interested in seeing it with you
- As they each decline your invitation one by one, come to the realization that you must either go alone or not go at all
- Enjoy the losery feelings that come with rejection
Saturday, September 16, 2006
How to feel like a loser......
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Obviously your taste in movies is far superior than those you asked.
I suggest you spend your life savings to make a movie about this and invite no one to see it.
Relish your accomplishment privately for several years.
Place the movie someplace where it will be discovered upon your death.
Ah yes, the dreaded "movie invite gone wrong". Been there, done that. Sorry to hear you're being ditched for the evening. May I suggest a rental video and an evening on the couch with your furry friends? At least they won't desert you . . . not as long as you're eating LOL
Hehe, I'm with Kelly. Pets are more fun than people.
I was not asked if I wanted to attend a movie :) BTW, I have no life... I'm usually up for anything.
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