Advantages to being single....

1. I can sleep in any position on any part of my queen size bed
2. I can adjust the a/c to suit MY comfort level
3. No one to mock me if I cry during "Love Actually"
4. Only pay life/health insurance for one
5. My money is all mine to spend how I choose
6. My time is all mine to spend how I choose
7. I can date whomever I want
8. Blockbuster night - I always get the movie that I want
9. I don't mind the smell of my own farts... but everyone else's stink like shit
10. Popcorn for supper is no problem
11. Decorating decisions are all mine
12. No battles over the remote control
13. No disagreements over who to spend the holidays with
14. No possibility of heartache and problems with divorce
15. My RSP and investments are mine to watch grow and enjoy in the future
16. People change. No worries about a spouse changing in a bad direction
17. No beard stubbies in the sink
18. I can buy a diamond ring anytime I want to... don't have to wait for anyone to buy it for me. Same with a house, vacation, etc
19. Make up and tampons are always within easy reach
20. The silence is golden :)